The laundry is caught up - this is a once in a life time event for me. It has never happened before and probably will never happen again. That is why nobody in this house is changing their clothes for a week. Just kidding I will to the laundry to avoid the stink.
The boy is asleep - this is also another once in a life time event. He has not taken a not since i don't know 2004. He is grounded from cartoons because he lied to me, so I guess he had nothin else to do but go to sleep. Yesterday I told him he could not take his sunglasses to preschool. Then as we were heading out the door I asked him if he had anything in his bulging pocket. He said no. I gave him the you need to tell the truth because you will get in trouble for lying speech. Again I asked if there was anything in his pocket. He said no I pulled the sunglasses from his pocket and let him choose no Spongebob or no Simpsons for a week. He chose Spongebob. Thank you!!!!! His punishment is my reward. I hate Spongebob and yes hate is a strong word.
Anyway since two once in a lifetime things happened in the same day I did these.....
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